Question, chair and the wafl story

QUESTION-
During the first semester of school, I would go around asking my friends "Question?" and stuff. They would ask me what I meant. What I mean and meant is simply the word question, just to confuse them and make them puzzle over a single word - QUESTION.

CHAIR-
So, you know how people are like "seeya" really fast? Well, in spanish, it sounds like silla, which is chair in spanish. Therefore, I say chair to people instead of seeya or bye.

THE WAFL STORY-
I gave you my wafl... (>  )>#<(  <)
Then I was like "I'm keeping my wafl" and took it back... (>#<)
Then I put it in a safe... [#]<(  <)
Then I locked it away forever... [$]
But it got moldy, so I took it out and threw it away... (>  )>{#}
Then I forgot about it and desintegrated it... (>  )>*
THE END

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